Hey I'm Rio and I'm in a serious relationship with food.
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rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable

tyleroakley:

bitchesxbacon:

madibert:

If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining

I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES.

CAN’T STOP.

teamrocketing:

*grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

velvet-m0rning:

mozellmemorieszv:

Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself.

i.e. how do i talk about my positives without sounding cocky and negatives without coming across as self depreciating 

nellie-elizabeth:

fucktearseatpizza:

dblack77:

girlsjustwannahavefunds:

insanity-in-motion:

romanticizing-death:

sixcatsandtwodogs:

gifcraft:

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

I held my breath at the last one.

IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT

i’d say this is a very effective message

Reblogging again.

Whoa!

..

Yikes

hows:

when someone interrupts you

officialfrenchtoast:

yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once

brandonurie:

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father

and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father

isn’t that funny

crumbier:

if I swallow magnets will I become attractive

awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS