an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable
If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining
I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES.
*grabs your hand and starts running* quick, date me, there’s no time to explain
I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”
I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS
Hardest thing to answer: Describe yourself.
i.e. how do i talk about my positives without sounding cocky and negatives without coming across as self depreciating
I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
i’d say this is a very effective message
when someone interrupts you
yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once
isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father
and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father
isn’t that funny
if I swallow magnets will I become attractive
a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened
THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS