Hey I'm Rio and I'm in a serious relationship with food.
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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

deair:

so how do i relationship

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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raykeichele:

googlebus:

gamefreak108:

nutelligence:

googlebus:

hahahaha you came out of a vagina 

c-section ftw

You were never born then. Just removed.

ouch

Happy removal day, tumor baby

foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

bagmilk:

earthdad:

Kinda rly like a girl what do I do

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cramp:

my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

katara:

a text message I never expected

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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