Hey I'm Rio and I'm in a serious relationship with food.
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elementofrevenge:

Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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okaymad:

at the supermarket like

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pornhubhemmo:

Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

wholewheat3:

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried

thebootydiaries:

when boys have bleu eyes <3

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oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve