Hey I'm Rio and I'm in a serious relationship with food.
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inflightt:

i only understand like 9% of life

prongsvssquid:

tbh dress codes are fine as long as they are about looking professional and appropriate for a learning/working environment and not about ‘don’t distract the boys’ and slut-shaming, and as long as it’s enforced equally for all genders

it is the sexist attitude about it that needs to be changed, not the fact that there *is* such a thing as dress codes

gnarlygnat:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD DYLAN SPROUSE JUST RETWEETED THIS

chellzaintshit:

king-emare:

LMAOOOOOOOOO

#AllDallasFans

dexmanning:

How to deal with your mistakes:

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How NOT to deal with your mistakes:

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johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

skeletism:

salt-and-pepper-skeleton:

free them

prisoners of the skeleton war

chadleymacguff:

yogaboi:

That sign language for more breadsticks

I did that and my waiter did NOT bring me more breadsticks

heart:

one of the biggest struggles is getting comfortable in bed but realizing you still have your contacts in

vamellope:

lyricynicism:

vamellope:

straight males in yogurt shop tolerance level: 0

The worst is when I give a little boy a pink spoon (or he even ASKS for a pink spoon!) and his mom and dad glare at me as if I’m Satan himself trying to corrupt their kid with a fucking colored disposable spoon.

REAL TALK