i’ve never seen something so accurate
so how do i relationship
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
hahahaha you came out of a vagina
You were never born then. Just removed.
Happy removal day, tumor baby
please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful
my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
a text message I never expected
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat